★sevenz★

Howdy! I’m Z and was looking for a longterm 1x1 (or more) discord RP partner! I’m fine with OC x OC and OC x Canon, doesn’t really matter! I usually RP males but can try females again. MUST BE 18+ (I’m 25 so interacting with minors is a no go)

What I’m looking for:

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sailorfur:

When will my husband (Ao3) return from war (is up again)

matrixonvhsanddvd:

My unemployed mommy dom texting me at work: grrr mommy needs kitten rn 😈

Me, on my fifth smoke break in an hour: I need you to actually kill me during sex this time please

(via neogothboy)

divinedemons:

radiosandrecordings:

cuntboysupremacy:

cuntboysupremacy:

cuntboysupremacy:

girl helppp

forcefemmed future self

the replies are even worse

Scottish government currently has a bunch of ads up to get screened for lung cancer, but for some reason they’ve decided to personify cancer as some sort of gothic butch milf and I’m obsessed with her

(via marril96)

nejires-hado:

(via minhkhoa-khan)

junkbats:

every time my bf says “for the time being” i respond with “for the time bean” and then we say “all hail the time bean” and carry on the conversation like nothing happened

(via taintedfaith)

aquariusmoongeminisun:

i visited you on google maps

(via zelkam)

divineandmajesticinone:

ummmm chief, i don’t know how many more “block and report” i have left in me 🫠

(via vaniri)

fryingpansdisaster:

just because he’s evil and can’t be reasoned with doesn’t mean he can’t be my babygirl

(via vaniri)